Basically an addendum to the Schrodinger's cat experiment.
It is thus:
Cats hate science. If you want to get any experimenting done at all, you're better off locking them in a box.
I'm almost certain that Schrodinger came up with HIS theory out of sheer frustration of trying to get anything done with a cat around.
Below is photographic evidence to support my theory:
Daughter had to make a car that ran off of the energy of a mouse-trap spring:
Maxx: What the....Hey! Is someone trying to do science in the foyer???
Maxx: I will eviscerate the demon-science machine! Nom, nom, nom!
Science was momentarily halted while Maxx was chased off and the string repaired.
Then this happened:
Daisy: Whoa, now! What's this? Science? In my house? I think not!
Daisy: Science is no match for my feline incisors!
Daisy: Hold up now! What do you think you're doing?
Daisy: The fact that I stepped to the side in no way indicates that I will put up with this "experiment" nonsense.
Daisy: I am stalking Science so well, I am nothing but a blur.
Daisy: Wa-pow! I attack you, Science-machine! Take that!
Maxx: I think we won, Daisy. Do you smell any Science over there?
Daisy: All clear here!
Maxx: Heeeeyyyy....what's Mom doing with a box, a small amount of radioactive isotope and that Geiger counter?
Let's go check it out!