Only I can’t find a brown skirt. Anywhere. That’s when the abundance of plus-sized black skirts became apparent to me. You can’t sling a dead cat in this town without hitting a store selling black skirts. But not brown. Never, ever brown. If a store is feeling particularly diverse in its offerings to the curvaceous, you MIGHT score a gray skirt. In my pursuit of a brown skirt I even ran across this houndstooth number that I snagged immediately (I live in Alabama, people WALLPAPER in houndstooth down here).
But still no brown skirt. What’s the dealio? I’ve seen brown skirts in other sizes. Many brown skirts. Why don’t they want fat chicks to have brown skirts? Why? I have some perfectly adorable brown boots languishing away in my closet. I need a freaking brown skirt.