Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Can't you smell that smell?

Hey everybody!  It's been a couple of weeks, I know.  We have been SWAMPED with kiddo activities...graduation parties, prom, more graduation stuff, etc.  That doesn't mean that I've stopped having bizarre things happen around me or interesting things to write about.  I just haven't had time to sit down and post anything.
I have tried to make myself little notes, or snap a picture of something that I mean to come back to and write a post about.
This is one of those things:

This was located in a truck stop/convienence store right on the Georgia/Alabama line.
In case you're having trouble reading because of my fuzzy-picture taking...this is a device mounted on the wall of a bathroom. For a quarter it will spray you with "cologne".
Your choices are:
Our exquisite replica of White Diamonds
Our exquisite replica of Liz Claiborne
Our exquisite replica of Pleasure
Our exquisite replica of Eternity
Our exquisite replica of Happy

Supposedly, this will make you "Feel Fantastic" and "Feel Refreshed"
Unless you forget to put your Marlboro out in the sink...because this shit IS highly flammable.

I have so many questions, I don't know where to start...
Who MAKES this contraption?
Who USES this? (Obviously, someone did...they were so refreshed and fantastic that they pulled the plunger thingy practically was kind of just dangling there)
What do these "colognes" smell like, for real? (Wanted to try it out SO BAD...did not want to ride from the state line all the way home in an enclosed vehicle if I got some of it on me...which I would have because, hello? it's me we're talking about.  Also?  Jeff may have not let me back in the van depending on how "exquisite" I smelled.)
Is that padlock really necessary? Really?

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