Werewolf in Bama

Not a real post...something I meant to share with you guys in passing a while back...Going through the pictures in my phone I found this:

 

 

I took this picture sometime last month (October, of course) at a local restaurant here in town.

 

I have some questions.

 

1. Where does one go to purchase an effeminate werewolf cut-out?  I can't believe it was bought locally, because, Hello! This is Alabama.

 

2. Why does one purchase an effeminate werewolf cutout?  It's Halloween....time for scary stuff.  This dude is frightening no one.

 

3. Seriously, jazz hands?