You guys have met Maxx:
Well, that was Maxx a few weeks ago. This is Maxx now:So yeah...he's grown some. He has also gotten exponentially more rotten. I was on a business trip last week. I left on a red-eye Monday morning...Monday afternoon, the hubby came home to this:
That's about half a box of Puffs (with lotion) strewn about my kitchen. Eviscerating facial tissues is obviously a very happy, fun time...
Unfortunately, it wasn't a happy, fun time that lasted, so Maxx moved on to other things. Such as:
Knocking the junk-bowl off the counter and going through its contents. I hope I'm not the only one out there with a junk bowl...it's a location that we keep all sorts of flotsam around the house in...hair ties, chapstick, handcream, approximately 78-zillion bobby pins, lip gloss, etc.
Usually, the household inhabitants wait a full 24-hours when I'm out of town to go completely feral. Maxx set a new record for under 12 hours.
Jeff cleaned up his mess, and tried to kitten-proof the kitchen to keep the chaos at bay. However, Maxx made one last bid for anarchy by jimmying open the door to the pantry and helping himself to some 12-grain baked goodness:
This cat may be the end of him.
I had barely posted this when I heard a suspicious noise in the foyer...I walked in there and saw:
That's an old-fashioned pencil sharpener that I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW we owned...complete with pencil shavings. I don't know where the little turd found it.
In his defense, though, the stinker is as sweet as pie:
"I helps you blog."